After wiping off Rotorua's finest loam from the Megatower's VPP congregation point, it occurred to me that I haven't really done any form of race report for close to 18 months, a peculiar drought given how much...
If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...
Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...
I woke up to Day 2 of EWS Madeira with that strange sensation that I was Edward Norton's character in Fight Club... On one hand I was stoked and fired up from Day 1 not being a total shambles, which would have ...
In the rather drawn out build up to this race report I've done a relatively solid job of confirming that A) I've become a location spoilt cunt and B) I have a mind so weak in 2017 that it renders Jedi mind tric...
Ordinarily this probably wasn't the kind of day that you'd bother coming out for a ride in the Whaka forest. Indeed, when I canvassed locals as to whether or not they'd bother, their response was a unanimous 'F...
If you stand back from it all and take history into account, life has generally become pretty fucking sweet and soft as we make our way through 2017. Yes, there are plenty of places you can go in the world wher...
I'm not going to bullshit here... Plus, you're busy people so nor am I going to fuck about with setting up an elaborate plot to place you on tenterhooks when this should be fairly obvious the second you see it ...
And so it begins for 2017, a shade over 5 months since I last had to zip tie a number plate to my handlebars and go through the process of 50% loving it and 50% mildly freaking out. Welcome to a new season!
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Its taken a while to kick Part 2 of the Finale EWS Shredit action out the door, mainly as I've run out of creative bandwidth on the music selection front, but also because I've been reflecting on the End of Day...