The Anatomy of Stoke

Race reports here tend to subject you the reader to a smorgasbord of differing flavours of near misses, failures, incidents, malaise or just straight up mid-pack mediocrity. But this post, well, this one g...

EWS100 Rotorua – Dirty Race Report

After a summer of racing & riding that was so Endurogasmic that it almost begs to be turned into a Brian Adams song, there was only a sole endeavour left on the radar to round out the season before it was b...

Losing my Wirginity – 2W Race Report

After my last post where I went horrifically off piste into a Gravel wasteland of highly choreographed photos and more black & white filters than you can shake a beard at, its time to get things a little bi...

Froth & Loaming – The movie

I'd like to say that, according to my plan (yes, I did actually have one), I'm smack bang in the middle of an intense training block right now in preparation for what lies ahead in 2017. Alas, I cannot make suc...

Froth & Loaming in Rots Vegas

Monster post alert - The first ride report of 2017 is, big, rad and exceedingly frothy. So much so it may make you gag on either its girth or gushiness, its definitely a lazy holiday read. Consider yourself war...

Dirty R.I.M time

Dooooosh... Its a public Holiday R.I.M job coming direct today, both here in the cHub and a few places around the traps, hence the lazy sleep in action. Should there have been a big ride today? Fuck yeah... Sho...

I’ll never let go March…

I thought that being sick on the weekend was the dumbest thing EVER... And then I saw that FIFA had re-elected a crazy old dude overnight who is so whack he makes Lance Armstrong appear reasonable. Clearly if y...