And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...
If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...
Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...
If you caught up on all the tourtured antics from EWS Madeira, then congratulations for clawing your way through the myriad of first world ENDURO problems, but you probably also wondered aloud a few times as to...
The Road video frothing continues on! In the final instalment we find the Road warriors blasting out of Girona and into the Haute Pyrenees to put the climbing cream on the AT40 Birthday cake.
But don't worry, ...
Wait... What the Roadie fuck? There wasn't supposed to be a Day 8 on the AT40 tour... My seemingly friendly but overly anal control freak planning OCD was quite clear on this point. Day 8 was slated in bold fon...
Have you ever had a 9.5 hour binge drinking session where you've unwittingly consumed more alcohol in that sitting than ever before in your life? And then, you've awoken soon after to find your main homeboy cra...
A while back I did a filler post on places I would rather be instead of listening to people who are allergic to personalities drone on about the latest piece of work they were taking too seriously, which of cou...
Like literally, where do I start? How can I even begin to put into words the last 7 days since arriving in Camp Zero to begin Trans Provence?
This is the conundrum I'm currently mulling over as I sit in Zuri...
Ah... Time for some contrast on EuroEnduro! It had occurred to me when doing the slightly weird itinerary that at some stage I would need to taste a Big Alpine Day ahead of TP to remind me what its like in the ...