After a summer of racing & riding that was so Endurogasmic that it almost begs to be turned into a Brian Adams song, there was only a sole endeavour left on the radar to round out the season before it was b...
And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...
If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...
Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...
If you caught up on all the tourtured antics from EWS Madeira, then congratulations for clawing your way through the myriad of first world ENDURO problems, but you probably also wondered aloud a few times as to...
I'm mindful that EWS Madeira is as consigned to the history books as my motivation seems to be at the moment, but although the world has moved on, I still had some final drops of Island content to squeeze out t...
I woke up to Day 2 of EWS Madeira with that strange sensation that I was Edward Norton's character in Fight Club... On one hand I was stoked and fired up from Day 1 not being a total shambles, which would have ...
In the rather drawn out build up to this race report I've done a relatively solid job of confirming that A) I've become a location spoilt cunt and B) I have a mind so weak in 2017 that it renders Jedi mind tric...
So first of all, apologies if you've been lured here under the false pretence that this is a Race Report... For it is not. But, its important that it's not, as it would be doing a significant disservice to the ...
Its been a mere week since the Wild Wairoa action, but I now find myself somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic in a rare case of unleashing the Mission Briefing post destination arrival. The 26 hour door to d...