Mission Briefing: The Pioneer
If it wasn't for laziness and general apathy, I suspect I would have got a lot more eHate off the back of my last post as I've slowly slid from the lofty heights of the M40 mid pack ENDURO echo chamber into a w...
Whaka 100 Race Report and a WTF update
There haven't been too many race reports in 2018 and alarmingly one of the last ones was from a... Fuck... XC race. Even more alarming is that I'm about to drop another one, except this time the XC Bandito leve...
Confronting the E-Lephants in the room: Part 1
With no missions in sight (more on that in a future post), especially after a self-induced exclusion of the final two EWS rounds for 2018, it's time to rummage around in the very empty Dirty blogging sac for so...
Boys & Girl Go Wairoa Wild 2.0
So finally a bit of a post that isn't a race report... But with that upside there is a hidden trap, as this isn't exactly new material either, BUT, its a slightly different angle on a place that should be rathe...
Five Vs. Forty
I recently managed to ram two race reports into a single post, mainly driven by laziness and audience exhaustion, but today, very much by design, I'm going to jam two milestones into a single story. Don't worry...
Crankworx Toa Enduro Vs 2W Final – Race Report double down
If you've hit the wall on race reports recently, then welcome to the fucken club YO! Aside from the beat down that it puts on my chassis, my literary sacs are almost completely empty when it comes time to sit d...
So I went to an XC Race…
Foreword - So, we're finally back in business after an extended period off, mainly due to the fact that much like Western democracy, we were recently hacked by the Russians and cream pied with Malware. My thank...
Mission Briefing – Andes Pacifico Race
For those counting, yes, it has indeed been a long break between Mission Briefings, so I shall make this, er, brief. Its brevity is powered by the fact I have been spending an inordinate amount of time turning ...
The Dirty Science Lab
We're now into the initial swing of 2018 and its apparent that one of the trends that has been gaining momentum from last year, aside from 'Faux outrage', is still continuing to snowball as the Intercunt contin...
I know what you did Mid Summer…
As I look out the window I'd be forgiven for thinking this wasn't really my first repatriated summer since 2009... Trees appear to be almost sideways and Mother Nature is once again confirming how much she fuck...